Wellllll, Eliza's book, Must Love Otters, it drops today. As in, it's live, for you to buy. I'll let Gandalf say it for me:
Sorry. I couldn't help it. AGAIN with the cats. BECAUSE OMIGOD, IT'S NATIONAL CAT DAY. I'm not even making this up. It totally is. And I am SO stoked.
But today is supposed to be about OTTERS. Honestly, if you don't think sea otters are absolutely among the top five MOST ADORABLE sea creatures ever, maybe you're on the wrong page here. Thanks for stopping by, but seriously ... COME OOOON, have you seen a baby sea otter? Did you forget your soul at the bowling alley last night or what?
Without further ado, happy birthday to Eliza's book.
Otters is also supposed to be available for Sony and Samsung devices. Please let me know if you cannot find your preferred e-book and we’ll look into it.
IF YOU LIKE CHOCOLATE CAKE ... Eliza has also listed a recipe (on the new release post on ElizaGordon.com) that she will likely never make because the fire department doesn't like her to cook. She will instead opt for a box cake, for purposes of saving the house and time, but still ... cake is cake. WHO DOESN'T LIKE CAKE?
Hollie Porter is the chairwoman of Generation Disillusioned: at twenty-five years old, she’s saddled with a job she hates, a boyfriend who’s all wrong for her, and a vexing inability to say no. She’s already near her breaking point, so when one caller too many kicks the bucket during Hollie’s 911 shift, she cashes in the Sweethearts’ Spa & Stay gift certificate from her dad and heads to Revelation Cove, British Columbia. One caveat: she’s going solo. Any sweethearts will have to be found on site.
Hollie hopes to find her beloved otters in the wilds of the Great White North, but instead she’s providing comic relief for staff and guests alike. Even Concierge Ryan, a former NHL star with bad knees and broken dreams, can’t stop her from stumbling from one (mis)adventure to another. Just when Hollie starts to think that a change of venue doesn’t mean a change in circumstances, the island works its charm and she starts to think she might have found the rejuvenation she so desperately desires. But then an uninvited guest crashes the party, forcing her to step out of the discomfort zone where she dwells and save the day … and maybe even herself in the process.
THANK YOU IN ADVANCE. We hope you likey.
Now I need some damn coffee ... whose wackity-schmakity idea was it to get up at damn SIX A.M.???
Xs and Os, lovelies ...