Monday, February 2, 2009

Resettlement plans have commenced...

I'm in the market for some real estate. Granted, I need a new planet, but people laughed when visionaries conjectured about talking pictures and telephones. Anything's possible, right? I will be compiling a list of potential articles for our version of the Magna Carta / Constitution.

I've got my people trying to get in touch with Jack Black's people. I'm going to offer him the position of Second President (or something).

National flower? The cacao plant.
National export product? The coffee bean.
National drink? Coffee. And craft beer.
National food? Chocolate.

It's gonna be good. But there will likely be room for only 100 people. And I get to choose.