Friday, April 22, 2011 know you want to know. Don't you? (Please, lie to me.)

Jovie is ready for her close-up. Again.
I have to tell you: I have an inferiority complex. Actually, it's double-edged -- one side is the self-loathing part, the opposite is the arrogant-don't-tell-me-where-that-comma-goes part. We all have this duplicity within us. Whether you choose to admit it is between you and your shrink/bottle/pills/eating disorder.

With that said, the process of self-promotion is sort of new to me. I don't like standing on the street corner flashing my wares --"Hey, watches, cheap, looks like a Rolex!"-- it feels weird. (Hey, have you seen Hot Rod? I want the nutty Asian guy in that dancing montage, the guy who throws flyers for Rod's show all over the place and hip thrusts his way through the movie. STOLE THE SHOW, that guy...!). Anyway, since I can't get the cute dancing Asian guy from Hot Rod to shout from the street corners or hip thrust his way into your hearts, I am taking another approach.


All you never wanted to know about Jenn, and less.

Check 'em out. And Jessica at Bookaholic is having a giveaway (!!!) for Sleight (signed paperback for US entries, ebooks for international), so stop by and say YO! Thank you, SO MUCH, to book bloggers Britney (I Eat Words), Jessica (Confessions), and Missy (Two Readers) for being so amazing and so gracious.

NOTE: In the interview with Britney at I Eat Words, I want to give a weensy little *spoiler alert*. She asked about Book 2 (Stratagem), and I gave her a tiny taste. If you don't want to know ANYTHING about it, then skip this question. Cool beans. That's all.

Thanks to YOU, gorgeous, sweet-smelling reader, for your support. Hip thrust for me, just for the heck of it. (You get bonus points for doing it at an old lady at the bus stop. Wait, let me get my camera. This is gonna be funny...)

Xs and Os. The sun is shining and the kids are out of school, and to them, any Friday without school MUST be a Good Friday. :o)


  1. You make me laugh.Poor old lady at the bus stop might have a heart attack.

  2. Love your 5 Questions interview! Am about halfway through Sleight and was just wondering about a few of those same things. Really liking Gemma's emotional raw-ness right now. Great job, Jenn.

  3. Hahaha Jenn! I love the whole hip thruster thing you have going! lol

    And your reviews are great! Thanks for giving me a nice little list to go to. Makes it much easier than crawling the web for them ;)

    Angeline Kace