I'd ask for a drum roll, but it would be more appropriate if we had ducks quacking for us ...
Hey, Neurotica ... how you doin'?
SUMMARY:
If you find yourself talking to Jayne
Dandy, keep the conversation on Star Wars and rubber ducks—best not to mention
men, dating, or S-E-X. Because Jayne is fine with the way things are: writer of
obituaries and garage sale ads by day, secret scribe of adventures in distant
galaxies by night. But her crippling fear of intimacy has made her the butt of
jokes since forever, and hiding behind her laptop isn’t going to get her
lightsaber lit.
After her therapist recommends that she
write erotica as a form of exposure therapy, Jayne joins forces with pen and
paper to combat the demons that won’t let her kiss and tell. Unexpectedly
downsized at work, she adopts a pseudonym and secretly self-publishes one of
her naughty books to make ends meet. When her adorable, long-time friend Luke,
co-owner of the popular Portland food truck Luke Piewalker’s, hears she’s been
demoted, he insists on hiring her to sling éclairs and turnovers at his side.
Her secret must be kept, but sparks ignite between them, sending Jayne and her
X-Wing into a tailspin that will either make her face down her neuroses or trigger
a meltdown of Death Star proportions.
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| (c) 2014 Sarah Hansen / Okay Creations |
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